This Girl.

Who just set off the alarm in the Taipei bathroom because she mistook the "SOS" button for the flusher button?Yep, this girl.

(What other bathrooms in the world have SOS buttons anyway?! Or am I missing something Huge?)

Don't worry, some nice lady came rushing in to rescue me. From myself.

Who just scoured three different airport terminals for a hamburger, despite the fact it is 9:30 at night, and then irrationally walked away after the only restaurant she found said they don't serve fries with their burgers-even though it plainly says they do on their menu? Yep, this girl.

There are simply no words for the salad I ended up getting. #myproblemsaresofirstworld

Who gets laughed at consistently by immigration officers inspecting her passport? Yep, this girl.

I don't get it. Do you?

Good Morning World

I *promise* I am here to shoot a wedding but that doesn't mean I don't have a few hours a day to explore, eat copious amounts of the famed Tawainese fare, and get excessively sweaty at every turn.

And what does it mean that I was at "my" coffee shoppe an hour before it even opened this morning? Oh wait-that I like coffee.

I will bring out my camera eventually but for now, more iPhone love-