For those of you who aren't friends with us on Facebook to see my many status updates on Jonathan's sleepy hilarities, here are a few samples from the last week. Yes, just from the last handful of days.
Enjoy and happy Monday.
3:54 a.m. one day last week: Jonathan rolled over and looked at me: "Why are you lying there, in someone else's bed?" [...who does he think I am?!]
Last night: "Well, she's old and lives alone, I can promise you that." [I'm scared he's planning a robbery.]
As we were falling asleep one night last week and I tried to kiss him: "...it's more because your hair is in my mouth. If you were bald I would be fine." [...right.]
One morning last week as I was leaving earlyish in the morning and he was just waking up he peered out at me over the top of the covers: "Well, don't you just look like you stepped out of the 1990s. Why don't you come back to me in the 2000s." [...if only this wasn't true. #guiltyascharged]